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Each nerd have fantasies… they are all different..
But once the daydream is over…the outcome is the same: a squirt of inhaler, foggy glasses, and a sore hand… if you know what i mean

Each nerd have fantasies… they are all different..

But once the daydream is over…the outcome is the same: a squirt of inhaler, foggy glasses, and a sore hand… if you know what i mean

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Sheldon: The two of you need to get your women in line! 

Leonard: What? 

Sheldon: Last night I was strong armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler, this on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space time geometry in higher spin gravity and building my lego death star … and why? Because your gal pals Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my lego fun time! 

Howard: What do you want us to do about it? 

Sheldon: You clearly weren’t listening to my 
topic sentence, get your women in line! You make them apologize to Amy and set things right! I am a man of science not someone’s snuggle bunny!
 
Leonard: Why do I have to talk to Penny? She’s not my girlfriend. 

Sheldon: You invited her to lunch 4 years ago. Everything about her is on you, you make it so!

Sheldon: The two of you need to get your women in line! 


Leonard: What? 


Sheldon: Last night I was strong armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler, this on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space time geometry in higher spin gravity and building my lego death star … and why? Because your gal pals Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my lego fun time! 


Howard: What do you want us to do about it? 


Sheldon: You clearly weren’t listening to my 

topic sentence, get your women in line! You make them apologize to Amy and set things right! I am a man of science not someone’s snuggle bunny!

 

Leonard: Why do I have to talk to Penny? She’s not my girlfriend. 


Sheldon: You invited her to lunch 4 years ago. Everything about her is on you, you make it so!

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" That’s the work of noted Hollywood costume designer Deborah Nadoolman. She also designed the iconic red and black jacket in Michael Jackson’s Thriller video, which I’ve never viewed in its entirety, as I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also, it’s really scary.”
- Sheldon

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I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons
- Howard Wolowitz

I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food and split into two Sheldons

- Howard Wolowitz

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